Men give up beer to lose weight!
When women get together, they often talk food. Too much of it, too little of it. It’s all code for problems of self-image. When we eat too much, we put on weight and that ain’t flattering. It’s like that bit of Latin geeks use, quid pro quo, which actually means “this for that”. So, every excess pound is caused by every excess hamburger.
To reverse weight gain couldn’t be easier. Eat less. Except it isn’t easy which is why there’s a whole industry out there to sell us diets. And if the diets don’t work, there’s always the pills like Acomplia. All the clinical trials have shown this top European drug shaves an average 10% of your body weight and slims down those waistlines. Most men never seem to talk about diet. You never see them in a huddle comparing the results of only eating grapefruits as against cabbage soup.
Now there’s a brand new way of telling if they’re serious about losing weight. Most men I’ve ever met walk in the house, open the refrigerator and pick out a cold one. It’s a kind of ritual, trained by society. But now beer is in the past. They know how many calories are in each bottle or can. If that fails, there’s always a cold Acomplia.